LabsCo, the infamous pharmaceutical organization, has been found to be hiring and grooming real life Chuds.

DannLabs said, in an M-SPAN exclusive; “It is our responsibility for us to pave the way for the next generation. We need to nurture these skills that they have”. He went on to explain how LabsCo has been deliberately exploiting the undeveloped frontal lobes of their employees in order to obtain, in his words, “child labor”. These employees, at the request of LabsCo, have been seen to sit on game for hours on end doing absolutely nothing, all in the name of LabsCo profit margins. As put by DannLabs, “They’re learning discipline. That’s not something they learn in school. I advocate for profit margins.”

One of the many sad examples of LabsCo exploitation is the player Noahpolice, a LabsCo paralegal. This young individual was seen by M-SPAN correspondents sitting behind the Labs Corporation Plaza reception desk for more than two real life hours, doing nothing except greeting players entering the plaza. He left his gamer set up in order to cook ramen; surely to fuel his ongoing pursuit to please LabsCo shareholders. The player, when asked about his motivations to sit at this reception desk for real life hours, responded saying he does it for the love of the company. His time behind the desk include, in his words, “I sit here if someone needs me. I’ve had meaningful interactions like greetings, questions, people asking for directions, and inquires [sic] related to the company.” He additionally informed M-SPAN correspondents that he does not receive pay by LabsCo for his time behind the reception desk. This unconditional allegiance to LabsCo may be a sign of grooming by corporation higherups. Noahpolice proceeded to threaten our correspondents, demanding they leave the building. On this note, it was confirmed that Noahpolice was in contact with LabsCo higherups during the duration of this interview, perhaps being coxed behind the scenes.

DannLabs describes the experience of Noahpolice and the many others like him wasting their lives away at his reception desks, “first you get radicalized to be a Nazi at age 13, then you become a corporate accountant at age 14.” He refused to elaborate more on this matter.

This clear exploitation of chuds, willing to sit behind a Roblox desk for hours a day, is an extremely alarming practice of LabsCo. The individuals pulling the strings in the corporation have shown no remorse, and go as far as to advocate for this predatory behavior.