Jamestown, Chesapeake — Early in the morning, Stanlabs and Apoczombes2013 got married at the gazebo at the Jamestown Town Hall. After the vows, the couple kissed each other (Stanlabs got poked in the eye by a fish) and proceeded to do oral stuff. The event became a touchstone for local conversations on inclusion, inspiring nearby neighborhoods to reflect on civil rights and the value of belonging within the community.

gThernoll, a member of the Jamestown Methodist Church and leader of Jamestown Society for Family Stability Foundation Chapter, spoke openly about the devilish nature of the marriage, saying:

Marriage has always been the union of one man and one woman. We have a responsibility to protect the sanctity of marriage and preserve this institution for future generations. I don’t hate anyone, but I believe marriage is sacred. Changing its definition would undermine an institution that has been the foundation of society for centuries.

Filturaes, a Justice of the Peace and one responsible for officiating the marriage, has been suspended by Chief Judge Robloxwolf123 for wedding the gay couple.

A Justice of the Peace has the ability to officiate weddings in Harrison County (Courtesy of Harrison Circuit Court)

H-SPAN reporters talked to the newly wedded gay couple. They indicated that they plan on entering into a conspiracy with each other and abusing Spousal Privilege to not testify against each other in court.