Players Dogs, Vivy, and Luso, partake in Pawsy-Playtime at an undisclosed location. (Courtesy of QwertyqwertyqwertySD)

Do you know what your kids are up to? If not, likely hood is high that they are participating in the hot new Roblox trend; Pawsy-Playtime.

Pawsy-Playtime is a new social activity being perpetuated by Roblox players. During this social ritual, players will sit in a circle, poking and prodding at each others paws, hooves, talons, or other appendages. The general public, while initially skeptical, has begun gradually accepting the seemingly odd practice.

That seems fun, I’d love to ty it with a friend or partner! – Apoczombes2013

Pawsy-Playtime participant, Luso, lays slain by unidentified gunman.
Pawsy-Playtime participant, Luso, lays slain by unidentified gunman. (Courtesy of QwertyqwertyqwertySD)

Unfortunately, not everyone is as accepting as Apoczombes2013. This new, unorthodox practice, while on the surface appearing fun and inviting, may carry with it extreme danger due to the violence which it attracts from those opposed to it. Shortly after coming across a pawsy-playtime circle, M-SPAN correspondents witnessed a shocking scene. An unknown gunman entered the Pawsy-Playtime circle and began slaying the participants indiscriminately.

Perhaps one day people will be free to participate in Pawsy-Playtime without need to fear for their lives, but until this day comes, the sad reality is that no Pawsy-Playtime-er is safe. We at RO-SPAN advise anyone interested in taking part in Pawsy-Playtime esque activities to do only so in a safe place, around trusted parties, and to practice vigilance and situational awareness whilst doing so.