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Senator Guohuhu of the State of Mayflower joined a radio broadcast stating he remains a Chinese citizen and would prioritize China's interests over those of the United States. | Senator Guohuhu asserted that Taiwan is part of China and claimed communism has always worked despite a historic shift toward market-driven capitalism since 1978. | RO-SPAN Radio has launched a pilot broadcast covering hot hits, regional news, and live call-in game shows with cash prizes across Harrison County, Ridgeway, and Clark County. | The conviction hearing for Jamie Wallace has been delayed by a month to July 23rd, with local coordinators seeking assistance in Leicestershire, England for coverage. | A pending civil liberties lawsuit by the Mayflower Civil Liberties Union (MCLU) against the Clark County Sheriff’s Office (ThatUniversal v. CCSO) regarding a command restructuring could fundamentally reshape Mayflower public employment law. | A covert international task force directed by US President Jeffrey Bloxstein reportedly captured communist commander Guohuhu81900 in an infiltration mission targeting a hidden valley base. | An incident at a Lower Greenwich construction site has sparked cover-up allegations after armored personnel from the "LabsCo Black Division" clashed with police over the transportation of an illicit substance called "nopyfruit." | The Russian "Smertov Syndicate" organization has surged operations in Clark County, declaring war on the terrorist organization known as "The Red Front" after alleged failures by Governor T4K3N. | Ridgeway Attorney General AdamStratton has officially rescinded a highly controversial directive that briefly authorized law enforcement to use deadly force against individuals excessively honking outside the courthouse. | The Ridgeway County Sheriff election has concluded with the victorious Undersheriff sage03x taking office while the losing candidate dev_typ faces backlash for cursing out voters. | The Ridgeway Credit Union (RCU) has filed a formal breach of contract notice against former security lieutenant iiPhoenix_Builds for employee handbook violations. | Ridgeway Governor Rathuzen has signed twelve major pieces of legislation passed by the State Senate, establishing a new Department of State Security and creating a strict legal framework against racketeering and organized crime. | The executive motorcade of Ridgeway Governor Rathuzen survived an early morning ambush involving firearms and gas canisters deployed by unknown attackers. | Jamestown University in Harrison County is offering a limited-time financial incentive where residents can claim a $1,250 payout by purchasing and documenting official campus merchandise before June 28. | A planned traffic closure by the Harrison County Transportation Authority will shut down East Dock Street between Civic Ave and Harrison Ave on June 27 during the opening hours of the County Council elections. | Severe thunderstorm risks in the mid-atlantic region have prompted Jamestown and Kaslo campus closures and triggered widespread tests of the Harrison County Weather Service alert systems.
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July 2026 4 posts

LESTA Agrees to Transfer Certificate in Exchange for Water Painting, Fails to Uphold Agreement

July 16, 2026 · Uncategorized

Jamestown, Chesapeake — Notable Clark resident ParkRangerBilly (aka BridgeFisher18, modelmyfiretruck1832, and BillyAlmeida) has been subjected to unjust treatment by the…

Mayflower’s New Independent Majority – What now?

July 2, 2026 · Government

LANDER CITY, CLARK COUNTY — Tonight after a fierce senate election that will decide the fate of how this Clark…

New Trend Making Its Way Into Your Home: Pawsy-Playtime [TW//Graphic]

July 1, 2026 · Crime

Do you know what your kids are up to? If not, likely hood is high that they are participating in…

Fuck George Bush; First Openly Gay Marriage in Harrison

July 1, 2026 · Uncategorized

Jamestown, Chesapeake — Early in the morning, Stanlabs and Apoczombes2013 got married at the gazebo at the Jamestown Town Hall.…

June 2026 16 posts

Lander High School SAT Average Drops to All Time Low, Mayflower State University Considers Test-Optional

June 30, 2026 · Uncategorized

Lander, Mayflower — Last week’s school board meeting turned chaotic as parents and community members demanded action following a dramatic…

🔧 CLEERK’S GEEK BAR REPAIR 🔧

June 30, 2026 · Uncategorized

Don’t Toss It—Let Cleerk Work His Magic! Got a Geek Bar that won’t hit, won’t charge, or just gave up?…

MNG Establishes Checkpoint at Salborough Bridge Following Declaration of Martial Law

June 29, 2026 · Crime

Lander, Mayflower — Following Governor T4K3Nw’s declaration of Martial Law, the Mayflower National Guard established a checkpoint on the Salborough…

On the Floor – Issue 002

June 28, 2026 · Government

Issue No. 002 - This issue covers the Summer 2003 Senate Elections, Mayflower Gazette, and Governor's Desk.

Governor T4K3Nw Enacts Martial Law in Mayflower

June 28, 2026 · Uncategorized

Uproar from the public in Mayflower today, as Governor T4K3Nw announces a statewide period of martial law. This comes following…

State Senator Discharged From Division of Public Safety After Beauregard Bridge Incident

June 28, 2026 · Crime

Lander, Mayflower — On June 26th, state Sen. codycreating was dishonorably discharged from his position as a division recruit in…

Alden Valley Rally Race a Success, One Pronounced Dead

June 27, 2026 · Business

H-SPAN reporters were present for the first Rally Race hosted by Harrison Grand Touring in conjunction with the local Sheriff’s…

Should you really have to pay?

June 26, 2026 · Opinion

Should you really have to pay? Little bitches think you should...

Holy Shit, KaylaPls Fucking Beheaded!

June 26, 2026 · Crime

CLARK — After KaylaPls reportedly sent their 12th consecutive video of a generic Korean band performance, a disgruntled individual took it…

On the Floor – Issue 001

June 26, 2026 · Government

Issue No. 001 - This issue covers the Summer 2003 Senate Elections, Governor's Desk and the Senate Docket.

Candlelight Vigil Honors Charles “2catboy” Delaware, a Mayflower Legend

June 26, 2026 · Uncategorized

NEW HAVEN — Hundreds gathered beneath a sea of flickering candles Friday evening to honor the life of Charles “2catboy”…

LabsCo Hiring Real IRL Chuds

June 25, 2026 · Business

LabsCo, the infamous pharmaceutical organization, has been found to be hiring and grooming real life Chuds.

Mayflower Red Front Seizes Supreme Court

June 16, 2026 · Crime

Cover Photo courtesy of MukhtarBashirathe3rd.Lander, Mayflower — Three days ago at roughly 2:30 PM EDT, the Mayflower Red Front, a…

The Hidden Driver’s License Point System in Mayflower

June 12, 2026 · Law

Many motorists in the past who repeatedly violate the Mayflower Vehicle Code discover that their driver’s license has been suspended…

I Entered Into a Conspiracy To Learn How To Make Nopy

June 11, 2026 · Uncategorized

In the dead of night hours during 3AM, Mersea is a cornerstone of a fruitful and thriving drug production economy.…

New Viral Home Decorating Trend Kills Family of One in Deadly Fire, Authorities Report

June 3, 2026 · Uncategorized

Woodbury, Mayflower — On Wednesday of June 3rd, 2026, a residential single family home caught on fire, resulting in the…

May 2026 3 posts

Man Awarded $60 Million UCD in Default Judgment

May 11, 2026 · Law

A Mayflower resident has been awarded a multimillion-dollar financial sum following a default ruling by District Court Judge sadoimpacto. According…

Whitesville Home Raided Twice In One Week

May 4, 2026 · Uncategorized

Lander City, Mayflower — Between April 26th and May 2nd, one property in Whitesville has been raided not just once, but…

MTA Bus Full of Passengers Crashes into River

May 1, 2026 · Uncategorized

Mersea, Mayflower — At 1:28PM EST today, a bus with reportedly 13 occupants crashed into the river between the Jones…

April 2026 3 posts

Postal Workers Protest in Lander City

April 27, 2026 · Government

Lander City, Mayflower — Around 2:00 PM EDT on April 25th, multiple workers of the Union of Columbia Postal Service…

Poll: What is the Most-Liked Department/Agency?

April 13, 2026 · Government

Cover Photo courtesy of crysuzki, modified by author. Mayflower residents are invited to help M-SPAN determine the most liked municipal,…

Local Street Vendor Shutdown After Deadly No-Knock Warrant

April 5, 2026 · Business

Palmer, Ridgeway — In the early hours of the morning of April 6th, the Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office (RCSO) obtained…

February 2026 2 posts

Mersea Journal Story #1

February 9, 2026 · Uncategorized

The year is 2045. The southern United States lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are sissified. White women live…

Something about zombies I do know?

February 9, 2026 · Uncategorized

Something About Zombies is a Roblox experience that brings players back to the roots of classic zombie survival while adding…

January 2026 2 posts

Survey Reports Decline in Clark County Activity and Opposition to Roblox Policy Changes

January 18, 2026 · Uncategorized

A recent survey conducted by M-SPAN Polls indicates a significant decline in player activity and confidence within the Clark County…

Clark County Player Counts Hit All Time Low in Over 12 Months

January 15, 2026 · Uncategorized

Clark County has recently experienced a drought of activity after New Years, with the game reaching as low as 2…

December 2025 2 posts

Lander Wok Grand-Grand-Reopening Gone Awry; Governor Burns to Death

December 17, 2025 · Business

Mersea, MF—Earlier today, Lander Wok President Michlganboy777 did the grand-grand-reopening of the Mersea Location after it was shut down due…

Guohuhu81900 Victim Hotline – Get Help Now

December 3, 2025 · Government

Our hotline is a safe, confidential space for anyone who has experienced sexual abuse or assault from Guohuhu81900, and M-SPAN…

November 2025 11 posts

Snow Survey

November 15, 2025 · Uncategorized

Former MPBS Director Cd_rz Charged With First-Degree Murder

November 13, 2025 · Law

On November 10th, Prosecutor Zerluc filed criminal charges against former Mayflower Public Broadcasting Service (MPBS) Director Cd_rz. In the charging…

OK, Time to Settle the Debate: Which Cool Person Are You?

November 11, 2025 · Government

Former Chief Justice of LETIversity found making FRIENDS on MNG team!

November 10, 2025 · Uncategorized

KoalaMedvedeva didn’t expect to enlist in the Mayflower National Guard and walk away with a best friend. But sometimes the…

Daniel Laboratories Alternative runs for Governor with Buffalo Wild Wings©

November 10, 2025 · Government

With the upcoming gubernatorial election within the State of Mayflower, it has brought out some familiar faces to the political…

🐮 Anne (From Brazil)

November 9, 2025 · Uncategorized

Hugeeeee heffer Anne from Brazil. She a beautiful bovine from the Western part of Brazil grazing in heat with the…

MarkBaretta and his P-P-P-PACKED Schedule!

November 9, 2025 · Uncategorized

Lately, popular Mayflowerian MarkBaretta has been going viral as his daily life schedule has been posted to Mayflower #general. Mark’s…

Passed Bills and Resolutions from the 11/9/2025 Mayflower Senate Session

November 9, 2025 · Government

The 5th Congress of the Mayflower State Senate has conducted its last session before the upcoming elections this month. The…

International E-Celebrity has Trouble Sleeping: What This Means for EBT and our Immigration Policy.

November 9, 2025 · Law

“SHE IS SO FUCKING GOD DAMN SLEEPY!” These are the words of the shocked undocumented immigrant who we found using…

Local Jewish Man Crashes Jetpack Into Gas Station, Eye Witnesses Report

November 7, 2025 · Uncategorized

Mersea, MF — At 7:25PM EST on the 7th of September, local King Jewish Monk Sushiboy273T was at the heart…

Opinion: Gubernatorial Candidate OmniGalaxy Still Yet to Address Allegations of Corruption

November 4, 2025 · Government

As we head into the election cycle for the next Governor of the State of Mayflower, many questions and major…

October 2025 6 posts

Editorial: Admins BAN Free-Speech: What This Means for YOU!

October 13, 2025 · Business

As recently as 12OCT 2025, Clark County Administration has been launching targeted attacks on their loyal upstanding player base. For…

Fiblywibly Ordered to Pay $1,000,000 UCD in Judgement; Instead, He Retaliates Against Businesses

October 11, 2025 · Business

Recently on October 10th, 6:58PM, the Mayflower District Court ordered Secretary of State Fiblywibly to pay $1,000,000 UCD in judgements…

MPBS Stands for Man Penis in Butt Sex

October 11, 2025 · Business

Yep, you heard it here first folks. A recent intelligence leak at the less than prestigious news organization’s Head-Quarters has…

Lieutenant Governor Steps In as Governor Orangebear22 Remains Missing for Over Three Days

October 8, 2025 · Uncategorized

Governor Orangebear22, who was last seen boarding Air India for his weekly trip to his people, has ceased all communications…

LCPD Corruption Runs Deeper Than Expected; Justice Department Reports

October 1, 2025 · Government

October 1st, 2025 The Attorney General of the State of Mayflower has dropped what many consider to be a bombshell…

Chud LCPD Chief Ousted, Otamaleh Takes Command of Failing Department

October 1, 2025 · Government

Lander City’s top cop has been ousted after months of alleged civil rights abuses, corruption, favoritism, and inactivity. Lieutenant Governor…

September 2025 8 posts

Op-Ed | Senator Just_Dapper Passes New Legislation That Will Politicize State Institutions

September 30, 2025 · Government

Just tonight, Governor orangebear22 signed SB392, the Lucas Amendment, written by Senator Just_Dapper. The LUCAS Act prohibits state employees from…

Clark County Court Website Domain Lapses, Operations Shift Back to Trello

September 29, 2025 · Law

Starting around noon on September 18th, sporadic messages from litigants, judges, and civilians alike began streaming into the chambers and…

Supreme Court of Mayflower Establishes New Judicial Review Authority

September 28, 2025 · Government

The Supreme Court of Mayflower has issued a unanimous ruling clarifying its authority to immediately invalidate government actions it determines…

Polycule War Takes to the Streets

September 28, 2025 · Uncategorized

Terror erupts in the streets as Roblox’s largest and most deviant Polycule takes to the streets of our own Clark…

Lander City Services Go on Strike; Trash Pickup Suspended

September 24, 2025 · Business

Lander City, Mayflower — Municipal services in Lander City have gone on strike following complaints of poor developer support and…

Clark County V2 Ahead of Schedule; Expected to Release Before Harrison in 63 Months,

September 24, 2025 · Uncategorized

As is no surprise to anyone in Clark, the knowledge of the new game is well known. However, Clark Developers…

A Letter to the Mayflower Government

September 20, 2025 · Uncategorized

Today’s Lander Journal broadcast showcased to the viewers at home what the true intentions of the government are. They’re not…

Newly Appointed Attorney General Sadoimpacto Enters Office, Revokes Group’s Law Enforcement Abilities

September 1, 2025 · Government

In the afternoon hours of the 31st of August, previous Attorney General Derogatoryyy submitted his resignation from his office and…

August 2025 1 post

C’s Get Degrees; Civic Center Lander Wok Barely Passes Upon Re-evaluation

August 10, 2025 · Business

LANDER CITY, Mf. — Within the Civic Center in Lander, a popular Chinese restaurant barely missed its mark on a…

July 2025 1 post

OPINION – Why Winter Break Is Better Than Summer Break

July 3, 2025 · Uncategorized

Every year, students count down the days until they can escape the grind of homework, early alarms, and cafeteria food.…

April 2025 1 post

Stock Market by Name, Not by Nature

April 12, 2025 · Business

Recently, the Lander Stock Exchange Corporation (LSE) has been causing a stir among members of the public and government officials.…

June 2024 1 post

Matrix is Re-Elected, What This Means For Ridgeway (From The Public)

June 23, 2024 · Government

In a very close race for the latest gubernatorial elections of 2024, Matrix_oc has taken the reign for a second…

May 2024 3 posts

OPINION – Legal Experts Sound Alarm: Crisis Looms in Ridgeway’s Justice System

May 5, 2024 · Government

The justice system overseen by the State of Ridgeway teeters on the brink of collapse, presenting a challenge with multiple…

Actual Locations

May 4, 2024 · Uncategorized

Didn’t want Stanley Labson’s life story? You’re in luck! Here is the actual guide! (You should read it though. I…

Ridgeway May 4th Event – All 25 Locations

May 4, 2024 · Uncategorized

In a galaxy not so far, far away, there exists a realm where the Force binds us all, and the…

April 2024 2 posts

Whistleblower Alleges Inactivity, Corruption of Attorney General Techiey and Department of Justice

April 11, 2024 · Uncategorized

4/11/2024 – A whistleblower within the Department of Justice (DOJ), who goes by the name Munch, has recently released scathing…

Ridgeway Court Summons – 4/10/2024

April 10, 2024 · Government

The following people are being summoned to appear for pending criminals cases against them within the Ridgeway Superior Courts: You…

March 2024 1 post

Japan_2s Under Fire for Thwarting Employee Rights Bill, Fueling Public Anger

March 30, 2024 · Business

Palmer, Ridgeway – After more than two weeks of planning and communication with the senate, the Secretary of State announced that…

February 2024 8 posts

ZoomMaarten’s Peaceful Political Rally Sparks Controversial Law Enforcement Presence

February 25, 2024 · Uncategorized

Palmer, Ridgeway – Secretary of State Candidate ZoomMaarten gathered supporters of his campaign outside the Ridgeway County Hall on Sunday…

Unknown Substance Use Within Ridgeway County Spark Statewide Protests

February 22, 2024 · Government

Palmer, Ridgeway – Amid the illegalization of a certain substance within Ridgeway County, concerned citizens have begun protests ranging across…

“I’ve let you down”: Is this the end of Mayflower?

February 21, 2024 · Uncategorized

“Thank you for those who’s been with me and believed in me, I’ve let you down” – Muustiir, Community Administrator…

The Laissez-Faire Days of Voice Chat are Over*; Senate Bill Now Allows It To Be Used as Evidence in Court and Department IA Cases

February 20, 2024 · Uncategorized

Palmer, Ridgeway — During today’s senate session, Senator Timbowalk had motioned to blanket-pass all of the bills on the docket,…

Senator Atlantxic Expelled From Senate; A Timeline of Events

February 15, 2024 · Government

R-SPAN would  preface this article by noting that we understand that R-SPAN is late to the chase, which we ultimately…

The Great Moderation Migration – DanielSuvneer_ Gives Moderators 12 Hours To Make a Choice

February 8, 2024 · Opinion

With growing complaints regarding Administrator DanielSuvneer_ (Formerly known as Daniel_2s or Noah_Mcdoogle), including allegations of him unfairly compensating contractors (it…

Is the computer science industry cooked?

February 5, 2024 · Opinion

More and more often we see news of the once prestigious Silicon Valley becoming more and more wealthy with the…

Bills Currently Being Introduced in the Ridgeway Senate – 2/3/2024

February 4, 2024 · Government

After the recent Ridgeway Senate Elections, the new Senators have gotten to work typing up bills; some good, and some…

January 2024 7 posts

Mattcern’s Nomination Gets Returned Favorably to the Senate

January 31, 2024 · Government

After Governor LargeTitanic2 renominated every department head, the Homeland Security & Law Enforcement Committee held a confirmation hearing for RSP…

Portrayal of Former Lt. Governor Matrix as “Sleepy” and “Corrupt” Advances the Black Civil Rights Movement; Activists Says

January 27, 2024 · Government

Recently, Mayflower Civil Rights Leaders are hailing criticism of former Lieutenant Governor Matrix as being “sleepy” and “corrupt” a step…

Ridgeway Elections Announced!

January 18, 2024 · Government

With the return of Ridgeway, election announcements have been out by Dave in order to give the community time to…

Arvantise Continues Fight on Firearm Charges, Supreme Court Orders

January 18, 2024 · Uncategorized

Today at 6:16, the Mayflower Supreme Court had released a slip opinion on The People v. Arvantise. The case first…

Ridgeway is SO BACK!

January 17, 2024 · Uncategorized

Around an hour ago, Developer Squareheaddude broke the 3 month silence—Ridgeway is coming back. In the announcement, Squareheaddude said that…

Mayflower Crosswords & More!

January 7, 2024 · Uncategorized

M-SPAN & RO-SPAN have worked heavily with Evorsio (he did most of the work) and we are very excited to…

Revoked Security Business Continues to offer Clandestine Services

January 4, 2024 · Uncategorized

Private security firm DeltaNine Inc. has been providing clandestine services to several organizations and personnel throughout the removal of their…

December 2023 7 posts

Is Senator ALPHASIERRA21 Linked to the Recent Attorney General Recall?

December 28, 2023 · Government

Today’s recall petition submitted by “v_15k” has raised a lot of concerns in the eyes of the public. This concern…

NHCSO, NHCTA, MNG, MSP, & PPD Documents Leaked

December 28, 2023 · Uncategorized

Recently, a lot of documents ranging from Classified to Top Secret have been leaked through Mayflower General. The leakers, Mrs_LordHaveMercy…

ALPHASIERRA21 attempts to pass a bill which removes your Civil Rights

December 26, 2023 · Government

Do you enjoy your civil rights? In a controversial move that has ignited fierce and clear unpopularity across Mayflower, Senator…

Behind the Bench | Broadview Chief Judge MandatoryMorale’s Political Party Involvement

December 26, 2023 · Government

Respecting the due process and civil liberties of any person accused of any crime, offense, or under jeopardy of their…

SHOCKING images show MSP ranger ixJak_e getting a colonoscopy on DUTY

December 23, 2023 · Uncategorized

Welcome to the RO-SPAN website!

December 22, 2023 · Uncategorized

This is the new RO-SPAN website. Take a look around!

Governor Arvantise Not Off the Hook, Yet

December 11, 2023 · Uncategorized

The Mayflower Supreme Court is looking at whether a trial court made a mistake in dismissing a case of Governor…

April 1900 1 post

How to Use WordPress – RO-SPAN

April 7, 1900 · Uncategorized

EDITORS NOTE: When you’re done, you may begin to write your article by doing Ctrl+A and deleting everything here Lander,…