Terror erupts in the streets as Roblox’s largest and most deviant Polycule takes to the streets of our own Clark County. Local Police Departments have advised residents against frequenting public areas, coffee shops, and other LGBTQ+ spaces which are frequented by members of this infamous Polycule. Officials predict that the “Polycule War”, while violent, will be resolved swiftly, as delegate members are organizing a summit on Discord to come to a cease-fire. Until this feud has concluded we urge all M-SPAN readers to shelter in place.

Children watch in horror as a prominent “Latinx Warrior” neighborhood is occupied by “7-inch BBC” foot solders.

The War began as two prominent members of the “Wheelchair Polycule”, Uh_Cam and Lus0 began arguing over their sexual relationship with yet to be released female member of their community. As arguments escalated, factions began forming around these two figure heads. Skirmishes took to the streets when Uh_Cam’s “7-inch BBC’s” exchanged shots with Lus0’s “Latinx Warriors” outside of a local black-owned coffee shop.

As coordinated attacks from both sides continued, the fatality count grew and the public saw no end in sight. That was until Saturday, September 27th, when delegates from both factions agreed to meet at a summit in order to draft a cease-fire agreement. This announcement did little to quell the bloodshed which is still currently taking place, but members of the delegation still remain confident in their ability to form a peaceful resolution to the conflict. Our correspondents spoke to a member of the “7-inch BBC’s” who will be taking part in this summit:

“I foresee a bright, peaceful future, and hopefully a potentially reintegration between our fractured community in the near future.”

— Patrickfbackson, 7-inch BBC Member and Delegate.

Despite hope for the future, this conflict has caused immeasurable harm to the community. Families, such as that of deceased Polycule member Koala4life, are mourning their lost loved ones. Mr. 4life, who stood as an early champion of non-violent conflict resolution, refused to take sides when the conflict began to factionalize. After organizing a peaceful protest of the conflict, 4life was captured by “Latinx Warrior” members. He was held in captivity for three long days before he was tragically executed by the militants, a display which sent shockwaves through the Polycule and our community, and only fueled further fracturing of the once great Polycule.