CLARK COUNTY DISTRICT COURT — Brand-spanking new Attorney General Ocazius allegedly REALLY fucking wants his money. Increasingly becoming desperate, Ocazius seeks for TaxFraudBruh to get his money up in order to pay, however TaxFraudBruh has no up, only down.

“with all due respect, i’ve been completely ghosted, your court orders have been ignored, and nothing’s been done, everybody has means to obtain more money”
Ocazius argues to District Court Judge bommes

The disgruntled Attorney General having spoken those words in pure angst, having to face the fact he may never see his settlement.

The reason behind this unfortunate situation Ocazius has found himself in is:

  • Allegedly TaxFraudBruh did not pay him prior to leaving Clark County because he believes focusing on ones education they are paying lots of money for has a higher priority over a Roblox game1.
  • He is probably very broke, hence his thirst for the money; A thirsty man thinks of water.
  • He believes he can win against a man who has nothing (Ocazius can touch) to lose.

As provided to Ocazius in court, he should actively take notes from this video:


You will never be rich until you want everyone around you to be richer.

Rabbi Shalom Landau
Communication between the Plaintiff and the Defendant

Should you really have to pay?

In light of some people being a little bitch, no. You shouldn’t have to pay since there is absolutely no way to obtain funds, nor will, to pay.

Clarification: Attorney General Ocazius is the little bitch.

Other, more important news!

State Trooper Nukhz and Sheriff securedpizza receiving UCD$350,000

TaxFraudBruh has reportedly been seen donating large sums of money to otherwise less fortunate people.

From one of the highly grateful and joyful recipients of TaxFraudBruh’s charity:


“My Beloved TaxFraudBruh, By giving me 350,000 UCD$ you took me out of poverty and put me straight into a hotel for a few weeks and to get back on my feet in Clark County. My words can never express how thankful I am for this amount of money in my time of need. I cannot pay you backhowever as I lost it all gambling at Marthas Market Casino LLC.”
– Nukhz

Sheriff securedpizza was reached out to for comment, but remained silent.

  1. This is called “common sense” ↩︎