“SHE IS SO FUCKING GOD DAMN SLEEPY!” These are the words of the shocked undocumented immigrant who
we found using EBT at Kroger moments after seeing the iconic video diaries from the creator Ito_Can’t_Sleep for the first time in his life. Many more are having similar experiences, as migrants continue to relocate into our country and discover the wonderful content which Ito produces.
The media landscape in South America greatly differs from our own here in the Union of Colombia. Notably, they lack any figure comparable to that of Ito, who is so great and so fucking sleepy all the time holy shit I LOVE ITO! In recent months there have been several new South American creators emerging, attempting to fill the Ito vacuum which they have only now realized they are experiencing. An adorable little Afro-Guatemalan boy named Cameron has been streaming recently, attempting to follow in Ito’s small little shoes.
Maybe someday, with help from people like little Cameron, South America WILL have an Ito of their own. Until then, undocumented migrants have been pouring across the boarder, all in effort to have their own fabled Ito encounter.
Also, they finna take all tha EBT yall!






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