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A Letter to the Mayflower Government

By ChumUnicorn64 and Uh_Cam September 20, 2025

Today’s Lander Journal broadcast showcased to the viewers at home what the true intentions of the government are. They’re not here to give help, they’re here to give hell. Whilst showcasing another example of higher-up corruption, I was promptly removed from the studio and driven to an undisclosed location, where my detaining and execution was photographed and filmed for the entertainment of greedy businessmen.

M-SPAN staff work on the daily to make sure our news feeds are of top quality, and to be criticized as “fake news” by officials who know no better is disheartening. The calls for M-SPAN to have the MCC license revoked by placing the “woke leftist” remarks on our brand. We consider ourselves to be a centrist news organization, only wanting to bring the latest stories from the community.

Governor orangbear22 has been a good friend of ours for a substantial amount of time. He, alongside Attorney General SadoImpacto, MBI Deputy Director Just_Dapper and other government officials were all kicked out of the room due to the sheer amount of noise being output by the bunch, thus allowing none of the team to properly communicate on how to direct the program without issue.

URAWESOME was yesterday sworn in as the newest director of the Mayflower Residency Enforcement Agency, and has already proven himself to be a threat to the people. A video was shared a few hours ago of him assassinating an M-SPAN journalist, via a sniper shot, whilst doing a cross-feed on top of our headquarters roof. This sort of action should not be tolerated, and should be promptly investigated by judicial systems, in the favour of the people.

These days in politics, we see a major power struggle between the common man and the big businesses. There seems to be no just cause anymore, and the people of Mayflower are split on what to think. It makes one wonder, will all future corruption in the government be considered a developer event in the future?

About the Authors

ChumUnicorn64 Australian Correspondent

Seasoned reporter for M-SPAN. Producer and Director of M-SPAN Chronicles. (@cu64)

Uh_Cam Correspondent

Seasoned reporter for M-SPAN. Co-Host of Lander Journal.

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