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Local Jewish Man Crashes Jetpack Into Gas Station, Eye Witnesses Report

By Stanlabs November 7, 2025

Mersea, MF — At 7:25PM EST on the 7th of September, local King Jewish Monk Sushiboy273T was at the heart of attention after he crashed his jetpack into the Mersea Columbia Gas Station. Onlookers stood by as law enforcement and rescue personnel worked for over 10 minutes to excavate the vehicle from the interior.

Mersea Bridge Authority Crewman Railbuilder33 was one of the rescue workers on the scene and provided comment to M-SPAN, saying, “This man crashed his jetpack [into the gas station.] Luckily the Mersea Bridge Authority responded quickly and dealth with this issue.”

In the midst of the operation, the jetpack owner spoke to reporters:

I was just [flying] around getting gas, and this guy stepped on me… Someone [attacked] me.”

— King Jewish Monk Sushiboy273T

The authorities were able to successfully remove the jetpack from the building at 7:32PM, with the owner flying off into the distance as responders close out the scene

Sushiboy273T attempts to fly the jetpack out of the gas station. (M-SPAN Photo/Stanlabs)

Sushiboy273T attempts to fly the jetpack out of the gas station. (M-SPAN Photo/Stanlabs)

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