Mersea, MF—Earlier today, Lander Wok President Michlganboy777 did the grand-grand-reopening of the Mersea Location after it was shut down due to health concerns. The event was led by a dedicated team of 8 employees, who worked tirelessly though the day serving up Chinese-Columbian fusion dishes to the masses of Mersea.

Later during the event, newly-elected Governor AnakinT0ast made landfall in his helicopter at the location. M-SPAN staff took the opportunity to sit with him to talk about the Chinese phase he is going through. While munching on Chicken Fried Rice, the Governor detailed plans to invite China from the Roblox United Nations Community for a diplomatic visit.

During this interview, however, a unsecured propane tank left in the dining area suddenly exploded, resulting in multiple patrons—including the governor—catching on fire and burning to death.

M-SPAN gives the Mersea Lander Wok two M-SPAN Stars out of three.